1. “All the women flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
2. “When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?”
3. “A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.”
4. “Laziness is a trait in the blacks.”
5. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”
6. “Tiny children are not horses.”
7. “People are tired of these nice people.”
8. “Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people.”
9. “The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”
10. “I’ll tell you, it’s big business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s big business. Or two words: big business.”
11. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
12. “Well, somebody’s doing the raping! Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?”
13. “Did you notice that baby was crying and I didn’t get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? That baby was driving me crazy.”
14. “In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.”
15. “Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.”
16. “One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
17. “Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
18. “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present.”
19. “The point is that you can’t be too greedy.”
20. “The 1990s sure aren’t like the 1980s.”
21. “I saw a report yesterday. There’s so much oil, all over the world, they don’t know where to dump it. And Saudi Arabia says, ‘Oh, there’s too much oil.’ Do you think they’re our friends? They’re not our friends.
Source: https://medium.com/@jhermann/who-said-it-donald-trump-or-frank-from-it-s-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-b150d02cc0f8#.rj7i2exzj